I’m writing for the newspaper this semester, which means I have to write a bio.  Everything I am writing in this godforsaken bio makes me sound like a douchebag.  Even at my attempts at sounding chipper and clever makes it worse.  It’s this whole writing-a-bio thing.  I am convinced Mother Teresa could write a bio and it would make even her sound like a douchebag.  A holy one, mind you, but a douchebag nonetheless.